var foods=new Array()


foods[0]='Chicken bone shavings '

foods[1]='Warm mayonnaise '

foods[2]='Teddy Grahams '

foods[3]='Spiced baloney '

foods[4]='Reverse Oreos '

foods[5]='Hubba Bubba '

foods[6]='Melba Toast '

foods[7]='Figgy Pudding '

foods[8]='Tang '

foods[9]='Pickled bananas '

foods[10]='Toasted olives '

foods[11]='Melted licorice '

foods[12]='Laffy Taffy '

foods[13]='Spicy oatmeal '

foods[14]='Stewed aspirin '

foods[15]='Jellied beef '

foods[16]='Mashed pears '

foods[17]='Fried cantelope '

foods[18]='Frozen gravy '

foods[19]='Moons Over My Hammy '

foods[20]='Powdered pancake mix '

foods[21]='Battered liver '

foods[22]='Sugared calf tongue '

foods[23]='Watery kidney beans '

foods[24]='All-Mayo Hot Pockets '

foods[25]='Liver squeezings '

foods[26]='Pork shoulder '

foods[27]='Gummi Fish '

foods[28]='Boiled cake '

foods[29]='Chipwiches '

foods[30]='Cheetos PAWZ '

foods[31]='Potato paste '

foods[32]='Vitamin Q '

foods[33]='Olestra '

foods[34]='Pine mouthwash '

foods[35]='Captain Crunch Crunchberries: Oops!  All Berries! '

foods[36]='Turkey neck '

foods[37]='Butter sculptures '

foods[38]='Eggplant chowder '

foods[39]='Turkey jerky '

foods[40]='Peach gumbo '





var whichfood=Math.floor(Math.random()*(foods.length))
document.write(foods[whichfood])




var actions=new Array()


actions[0]='may cause '

actions[1]='may prevent '

actions[2]='may lead to '

actions[3]='may increase risk of '

actions[4]='could cause '

actions[5]='could prevent '

actions[6]='could lead to '

actions[7]='could increase risk of '

actions[8]='shown to help fight '

actions[9]='shown to prevent '

actions[10]='shown to cause '

actions[11]='may slow spread of '

actions[12]='may lead to spread of '

actions[13]='may increase spread of '

actions[14]='may slow spread of '

actions[15]='could prevent spread of '


var whichaction=Math.floor(Math.random()*(actions.length))
document.write(actions[whichaction])



var diseases=new Array()


diseases[0]='rectal weasels.'

diseases[1]='grotty chin.'

diseases[2]='athelete\'s taint.'

diseases[3]='toe loss.'

diseases[4]='ear shrinkage.'

diseases[5]='bubbling ear wax.'

diseases[6]='eyebrow cancer.'

diseases[7]='accelerated nostril growth.'

diseases[8]='fused nipples.'

diseases[9]='blotchy elbows.'

diseases[10]='the heaving vapors.'

diseases[11]='testicular hiccups.'

diseases[12]='sphincter spasms.'

diseases[13]='intestinal dandruff.'

diseases[14]='earlobe cellulite.'

diseases[15]='chronic buttocks twitch.'

diseases[16]='tongue arthritis.'

diseases[17]='speckled scrotom.'

diseases[18]='jittering kidney syndrome.'

diseases[19]='elephantitis of the clitoris.'

diseases[20]='pancreas inflation.'

diseases[21]='fatal bladder ferrets.'

diseases[22]='hair cancer.'

diseases[23]='exploding shins.'

diseases[24]='creeping jowls.'

diseases[25]='leaping freckles.'

diseases[26]='eyelash tangle.'

diseases[27]='ankle stones.'

diseases[28]='seltzer on the knee.'

diseases[29]='pork shoulder.'

diseases[30]='beatnik goatee.'

diseases[31]='chafed breasts.'

diseases[32]='sandy vagina.'

diseases[33]='square penis.'

diseases[34]='elongated pelvis.'

diseases[35]='leaky navel.'

diseases[36]='oblong pinkie.'

diseases[37]='itchy brain rash.'

diseases[38]='wriggly veins.'

diseases[39]='annoyed cow disease.'

diseases[40]='protruding tonsils.'

diseases[41]='traveling kneecaps.'

diseases[42]='floppy spine.'

diseases[43]='shrieking spleen.'

diseases[44]='webbed teeth.'

diseases[45]='pointy uvula.'

diseases[46]='dribbling sideburns.'

diseases[47]='stomach headache.'

diseases[48]='growth of extremely bloodshot third eye.'

diseases[49]='squeaky gums.'

diseases[50]='armpit flatulence.'

diseases[51]='ribbed eyeballs.'

diseases[52]='soccer elbow.'

diseases[52]='sleep-yodelling.'

diseases[53]='excitable neck.'







var whichdisease=Math.floor(Math.random()*(diseases.length))
document.write(diseases[whichdisease])