Not My Desk Blog

Co-workers: they’re always saying stuff, am I right? Ladies, you know what I’m talking about.
Sometimes the things co-workers say are not the things they mean, and since I am the first person in history to ever notice this, here are some random entries from the Unabridged Co-Worker Translation Guide.
Entry #249: “I can’t figure out how [...]

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I ask the above question with no real sarcasm or snark, but out of simple curiosity. And perhaps a bit of impotent rage.
Lately I’ve been lucky about waiting in lines: at the bank, at the store, at the bail bondsman, and all the usual places lines form. I keep arriving at places to get in [...]

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